18th Feb – Amnesia alert.

IMG_3412It’s always nice having breakfast and getting all of your gear organised and the cacophony of engines and exhausts just radiates through hotel foyers and parking areas. It’s an orchestra of brilliance.

Pulled out of Curitiba very early this morning with 730 kays laying down in front of us – our longest day on the rally in distance terms. Maybe not time-wise. We had a driving time of 11 hours 15 minutes today and I had thought of so many interesting things to talk and ramble on about here, but now after a giant buffet dinner and countless return trips to the desert bar, my brain has been turned into an oversized perfetta rolls (porfitta?) and I have forgotten everything.

I do remember how bloody cold it was at 6:30am after how hot it was yesterday. We were hoping the sun would warm things quick smart before Dad and I had to don some jumpers. We even had to turn off our air conditioning.IMG_3401

David and Karen Ayre in the Itala didn’t get in to the hotel until after 2 in the morning with continued engine issues. Not sure what is wrong but they are somewhat making some ground back…. somewhat.

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Today’s driving was entirely in ‘rural’ Brazil which had either 2 kind of farms. A 2 acre tobacco farm and a few other beans and pea crop running along a fenceline. Or, thousands and thousands of acres of some leafy green plant (I’m not a botanist or horticulturalist to even begin to guess) with central silo’s and processing plants. No irrigation in sight, alllllll dry land faming with some beautiful rich and red dirt. The kind of dirt you could think you could almost grow a baby in it it is so nice. The downside of nice nutrient rich soil is that when it gets wet, it sticks together and turns a slightly bumpy dirty road into a slightly bumpy road which has traction similar to an ice rink. And I can tell you one thing ladies and gents, our car is many things, but she is not a zamboni machine.

Penny did have a bit of a temper tantrum today. Bad Girl. We heard a very loud PSSSSSTTT of rushing air. WTF IS THAT SOUND? I proclaimed. I immediately realised that our rear right tyre was flat and had rolled the tyre off the rim. I managed to maneuver a 2.5tonne, 3 wheeled, 105km/h car pretty well to a stop on the side of the road and NOT end up upside down in a gutter, like 2 trucks we passed in the hilly bits of today. Changed the tyre, pushed on to the time section. Lucky we had an hour and a half to wait before our scheduled time at the test so we re-tubed our broken tyre and did a full maintenance service in our down time. This subsequently got Dad and I absolutely filthy dirty and greasy from our ‘mens work’ and we certainly looked a bit out of place in the foyer of the Iguaca Resort, with hanging chandeliers and polished marble floors. Sorry about the grease and mud trails guys. Our bad.

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A Rest day at Iguazu falls (Foz do Iguacu) today and the rally has included a boat ride underneath the falls. Something tells me we will be getting very wet 🙂 I could tell you the facts about the falls, like the 270 odd discrete waterfalls or the so many millions of liters of flow and all the subsidiary river systems, but you can just check out wiki and get something much more accurate. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iguacu_Falls

James

edit: I FORGOT ABOUT THE COW INCIDENT. On the time trial section through the muddy farm tracks, we came barreling around the outside of a long sweeping corner overtaking a mercedes 280 and all of a sudden there was a huge Jersey cow (who actually knows what kind of cow it was, not me. black and white anyway) in the MIDDLE of the road. This monster of a mammal could not have been any more in the middle of the road. Dad yells “COW” like I didn’t see it. Hard on the anchors (in Penny does not stop very fast), fish tailing under brakes, cow goes to the right, I go to the left, cow goes to the left, I go to the right. Still hurtling along I needed to make a decision and Dad calls RIGHT, it seemed the best option I will admit. Now I don’t know whether it was my 7th sense kicking in, or just super reflexes but I went left which at the time did not have the best likely outcome, and missed the cow doing about 50kph by about 30cm (1Foot for you imperial blokes). It was a close call for us having beef for dinner, or the cow having human for dinner. Go us!

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17th Feb – *insert quirky title here*

Landed safe and sound once again in the city of Curitiba after our first nights stop in Maresais. Not all can be said for all the cars though. The attrition rate is somewhat, undesirable. The Jag of Mark Robinson left us on a truck to Sao Paulo to get some work done. Lloyd and Traecy’s Sunbeam is getting seriosuly hot with a suspected water pump problem, very sick. And David and Karen Ayre’s Itala is having some rare issues, the Itala is usually such a strong performer. Dad spent until about 1am last night (from 5pm) with David helping him pull apart his engine to get to the cam shaft and investigate a horrible noise. When we left this this morning everything seemed ok but the Itala was spotted driving in the wrong direction, maybe to go back to a flat spot to do more open heart surgery. They still haven’t shown their faces in the Raddison hotel thus far.

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Some beautiful driving today, along the coast and making our way through some undulating hills on some nice roads. Hang a right hander and suddenly we headed up a plateau and left the coast behind us. Nice! We got our first taste of some nice hill climbs. Not overly steep but today brought us some very long climbs. We monstered them in the Vuaxhall with us only doing the overtaking, gossip around the foyer suggests a few of the group were teetering on the ‘bit too hot’ side of things. It is sooooo tropical here, everything is greener than you could imagine being green. Banana trees all over the place.

When I was a bit younger than I am now, I use to think that Eucalyptus trees only ever existed in my home continent, then I saw them in North America. Then I saw them in Asia. Then I saw them in Africa. Now I saw them in South America. Apparently, I was late to the party and they are not only in Auz, but all around the world. Well I never! I was wrong.

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Brazil has been awesome and strange. First the awesome. As a Strayan (The A and a few other vowels are optional for us Auzzies) we love the beach, but apparantly not as much as a Brazilian. The amount of people that are on the beaches that only have a tiny little town next to them is ASTONISHING. A spare bit of sand is sought after more than gold. No one wears shirts. It’s pretty cool. Damn our sun and it’s ability to thrust skin cancers on our delicate skins! The strange part is one of the most peculiar things I have seen around the world. So the fact is about 20% of the population live in the slums of the country called Favela’s. No tax, no building deeds, no ownership, stolen power, all that kind of stuff. I have seen some slums from top to bottom Africa and poverty in China but never have I seen a Favela where every lean-to or piece of tin metal acting as shelter has a satellite dish within arms reach. These guys living in the Favela’s of Brazil have instant access to the newest season of Big Brother, or Master Chef, but at the same time have to worry about their neighbour who might want a new addition to his house, at the cost of yours. Odd.

Tomorrow is Iguacu Falls day! yay. Then a rest day. I want to do a helicopter flight over the falls. Huzzah.

p.s. Best news yet: After yesterdays regularity section Mr James and Max Stephenson in the 1923 Vauxhall are currently placed 1st with total penalties at 14seconds. Lets hope we can keep it up! Tomorrow will tell.

James

16th Feb PM – Some say he has a carbon fibre beard. All we know is he is called ‘The Stig!’

bNot going to lie. Not going to keep it secret any longer. Not going to be unbeknown to the world (does that sentence make sense). I AM THE STIG.

 

 

Day one is done. Only a short drive down the road of 550km’s. Compared to the London to Cape Town rally from 12 months ago it is only a sunday drive. You could almost touch the excitement in the air this morning as everyone was eager to get going and escape the city hussle and bussle of Rio. Even as a Queenslander I am going to say that today was HOT, and HUMID. Let alone for a pommie fella! I was so disgustingly sweaty and rank today. “ladies, please, not today, it’s for your own good.”

We pulled out of Rio, turned left and pretty much kept our left arm to the sea and spent most of the day like this. It was a great drive. Even with 70k’s or so of regularity competition. That is where we are given a distance to drive and have to do it in in the correct time given an average speed. Me and dad smashed out the primary school maths that we needed; good ol’ speed is distance over time triangle and all that hoo-harr. And did really well, only about 9 seconds behind over the 70k’s. We will have to wait until results are put up to see how we faired in the group.
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photo 3Penny is the BOSS! Hauling ass like she should. And guess what!? We overtook a Bentley today! Bentley owners are probably grimacing at the fact that we trooped past them. =) hahaha

Brazilians roads and road users are – to me – probably the best roads to drive on. They understand lane markings, use them more often than not when in straight lines, but when anything else is happening you just drive where you want, weave when you want, overtake either side you want. My kind of driving!! 😀 A great mix between erratic Egyptians and conservative auzzies.

Word on the street is that a few cars are having some heating issues, running hot etc. and we barely even climbed an ant-hill today. You might even find a bigger hill in

England…. Lets hope they will all be able to climb the Andes……. 4 times…..


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I am growing my beard! Why you may ask? You might not ask as well. Well, why not? I have somewhat of a desire while I am at home to look more or less good some of the time but while I’m traveling I can let it get staunch! Me and dad were both going to grow them, but he has given up and shaved all ready and we are only 1 day down in the rally!

Cool beans! Imma go get a feed of something Brazilian in nature 😛

I’ll try and throw something up most evenings and get as many pictures as I can cram down rural Brazilian bandwidth.

James

16th Feb AM – A big kid, the Old Man, and an older car!

Today is D-Day. Now is the time. hundreds and hundreds of hours of work, planning, anticipation and excitement has surmounted to this very morning. We are about to pull out of the hotel carpark by a checkered flag to be on our way for an almighty adventure taking us across the far reaches of South America.

The last few days have seen some tense times for a few cars as well. With 4 of the american cars only arriving in the middle of the night last night. leaving mere hours to put stickers on their cars, pack them, fuel them, make sure they have everything. Whereas the rest of the rally has been faffing over last minute preparations for days!

The rally mechanics have not only been busy with scrutineering but also underneath with Mark and Charles’ mustang replacing an alternator yesterday afternoon. Word

on the street is that there is another funny noise which is likely to be a blown head gasket. Which may explain the loss of radiator fluid, they said :

Dinner last night: buffet number 1 of 37. It was certainly tasty i will admit.

All other essentials done. rally briefings done. navigators briefing done (not my field of work so merely inconsequential even). route books and medical documents done.

“Gentleman, start your engggiiiinnneeessss”. There will be a large mix of ‘blub blub blub blub’ of the ancient cars to the ‘vraaaaaaaaahhhmmmm’ of the Camaro and BMW’s. All beautiful sounds

good luck to the rest of the field.

good riddance to sitting around at the hotel twiddling thumbs.

good driving ahead.

James