James Stephenson

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8th March – The 5 D’s

I know I said I wouldn’t lapse in updates but internet was harder to find last night than rocking horse poop. Today will be an amalgamation of 2 days.

You would call me a liar if I told you more stuff fell from a truck we were following. I am many things, but I am not a liar. Yes, we were following a scrap metal truck and the basket from inside a washing machine fell from it and seemed to take a bee line for our only remaining headlight….. No, we didn’t collect it and I managed to do the 5 D’s – Dodge, dip, duck, dive and dodge – the washing machine innards.

IMG_3964How many people does it take to fix a broken Bentley? About 7 apparently! Hahaha just kidding, it wasn’t broken, but just running badly with fuel pump issues. Word on the street is the problem is somewhat fixed. Good stuff.

IMG_3977We left San Pedro de Atacama A.K.A San Ped-nowhere de desert, for the border at zero dark hundred and watched the sun rise over the Andes while we waited. Fairly speccy. New highest height recorded yesterday for Dad, Penny and I – 4834meters. There were 2 stops on the way up to that altitude yesterday to simply dig out more clothes to put on. Small lakes and puddles of water on the high plateau had ice at the edges. Coming down the other side of the range was pretty much the greatest drive of my life. It could have been better in a car with slightly more efficient brakes but it was still utterly spectacular. It was literally just switchback upon switchback for 1.5 vertical kilometers. Stats, 28 switchbacks in 23k’s of road to drop just under 2km’s of altitude. Second gear and heavy brake usage the ENTIRE way day. Kinda glad we didn’t have to slog our way up.

This morning was the opposite side of the scale in terms of driving. We got a special police escort from the Sheraton, Salta, to an unknown surprise location. And it was an unused racetrack!!!!! Yaaaaaayyyyy. Never driven a racetrack before so I was more than a little excited. 3 timed laps with 2 stop-go passage control things before high speed corners to prevent serious crashes. Each progressive lap I did I reduced lap time by about 5 seconds. Very happy with how it turned out and I’m not sure I could have asked more from Penny for the 2minutes 56 seconds she was shining.

IMG_3936Tonight our dinner is traditional Argentinean meat for dinner. And lots of it. Maybe I won’t need as much breakfast as per usual.

2 fairly big days to come, then a rest day in Mendoza. A wine region of something. Talk soon. Mucho gracias.

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James

6th March – The skin of our teeth…

IMG_3926Right. Well. Update time. I’m not sure how to properly start or introduce this update apart from how stupidly lucky we are. Dad and I made it through by the skin of our teeth. Setting of the scene: Driving from one town in the middle of nothingness to a smaller town out near bum -(insert explicit word)-ville. Going up a steady hill about to overtake a truck on a straight portion of road (travelling a a sturdy 95kph) and then all of a sudden something fell off the back of the truck and bounced along the road. I instantly thought it was a stick of timber than just rolled off. This U.F.O. seemed a little bit under 1meter in length and had a very solid look about it. Turns out, it was the light bar that housed all the rear lights on a truck, and it was made out of 5mm plate steel and weighed just under 15 kilograms. Falls off the truck and bounces on the road, instantly going in any random direction after contact. I swerve and brake in every direction it WASN’T going and after bouncing 3 or 4 times I was on the other side of the road and still managed to hit it. Smashes into the front of us in a shower of glass and our windshield was getting sprayed with coolant. Ohhhhhhh shit….. This is not ideal. This is much much much less than ideal. This is actually the complete OPPOSITE of ideal. The truck driver was 100% unaware of what happened and kept driving, regardless of my single finger salute and symphony of horn blasting. The instant investigation of damage went from ‘catastrohpic terminal damage’ (from inside the car) to ‘by the ears of a llama this could have been much worse’ (pondering our predicament from the front).

IMG_3896The flying monstrosity of steel with the help of some devine sand-desert-gods managed to simply impale our CAV headlight (demolishing it more than standing on a coke can) and just flip up and sit in the well between our bonnet and front right mud guard. Only just dinting our radiator on the way over. The force on the radiator only pushed apart a lead solder join in the german

silver at the top and we lost less than 500mls of fluid. The hole was nothing a dab of Sika-flex Silicone couldn’t fix in an instant and after a bit of an ugly gooking job we were back in business. And now Penny just looks like she is winking at you, all the time. The saucy girl that she is.

So, dodged that bullet pretty well I suppose. Laminated glass would have done nothing to stop the flying javelin of steel tumbling into our pretty faces.

Tomorrow we dip into Argentina across the continental divide of the Andes. We leave the Chilean customs border control and then instead of a 100meter or so gap of no-mans-land to enter the next country, we actually drive 150km’s up and over the Andes before even entering Argentina. 150km’s of un-ruled and lawless driving. Huzzah! Can’t wait.

 

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4th March – Magic on wheels

IMG_3873I never did realise how big Penny is until I was driving next to her today as an onlooker. Arica to Iquique was a minor drive of 380k’s with a small hill climb at the halfway point. After our test, Peter Little in the Bentley 4.5 was nice enough to let me drive the remainder of the day. He noted that I had said I loved his Bentley so I jumped in with him, and Dad finally got to have a drive of his own car with Louise as his temp navigator. The Bentley was purely astonishing to drive, where the Vauxhall has some slop in the steering box, the bentley was tight and responsive. Where Penny charges up a hill with gusto, the Bentley soars up overtaking lane like a hot knife through butter. Don’t get me wrong, Penny is still my favorite rally car, but the Bentley was just magic in every way!

The drive today took us through more nothingness. Not a single bit of flora anywhere except the absolute middle of an ancient dray riverbed or the seaweed wofting about the waves on the pacific. Nothing to report apart from dipping down and up valley’s with nothing at the top and nothing at the bottom. Almost as deep as the Grand Canyon but this place has more sand over everything opposed to exposed sedimentary rock. There was so much nothingness today that nothing really actually happened, apart from my Bentley drive. More rocks, more sand, more sunburnt faces of the non-sun-smart. More traffic police on the roads actually. But I work on a fantastic principal, If I wave at them, then the policemen are too busy waving back to target their radar on me. Effective technique don’t you think?

South America still surprises me. I had no idea Chile was so brutally arid. Tomorrow we go to the driest desert on Earth! I actually thought this was a desert here, can’t begin to think what that place will be like. Maybe Iquique is a quagmire in comparison. Time will tell.

James

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3rd March – As high as a kite!

IMG_3781First up, sorry about my hiatus for the past few days. I would like to have an awesome excuse but fairly simply I just never got around to whipping an update together, and now it feels ridiculously hard to try and catch up on the happenings. Lesson learnt, daily shenanigan updates from now on, pictures or no pictures.

28th – Puno to Cusco is first on the list. Our first complete day driving through Peru. And allready it is such a stunning country and the Peruvians are more than pleased to have us trundling across the countryside 25 cars strong waving at anyone on the roadside. It really does take at least 4 days or so to even begin to acclimatize to 12,000 feet and today was the first day that I wasn’t completely knackered and out of breath charging up a set of stairs. I just wish that given enough time a car can acclimatize to the altitude and run better, no dice though. Just have to wait for sea level to unleash Penny’s astonishing overtaking prowess. The good thing was that our destination for the night was at a more manageable height of 11,000 feet :/

Altitude this, altitude that! We all know how much it messes with everything. But it also makes mountains just so spectacular. The only aspect of the drive into Cusco and Urubamba that didn’t classify as one of the best drives of my life was the bloody clouds. The stupid clouds and rain simply blanketed everything. And when it wasn’t raining we couldn’t see any of the mountain peaks around us and we couldn’t grasp any sort of scale. Luckily just before our final descent into the valley within a valley the sun peaked through and the lush forested Ande’s were truly spectacular.

Reckless driving stories from today are at an all time minimum. Nothing out of the ordinary now, llama’s still do what they want, sheep run around on the roads in a herd and donkeys have no idea what the difference between asphalt and grass is. Donkey’s pose the least threat because they have zero amounts of care for a car or a rock wall, they don’t even flinch and eyelid as I beam past with horn on full and my foot down on the noise pedal.

1st – Machu Picchu. The rest day at Machu Picchu was dazzling. I honestly cannot describe the wonders of this place. Wikipedia does not even give Machu Picchu justice so I am not even going to link it. It is still hard to grasp that I can be at the bottom of a valley, still twice the height of the highest point in Aus. Looking upward to peaks still 1000’s of meters up. And EVERY surface and face of the Peruvian Ande’s is covered in the thickest and lushest tropical forest. No resting was actually had today as the 3 hour train departed at silly o’clock in the morning and would only return back to our resort at O dark hundred. Worth every minute! I would even come back again just to wander a bit more around the lost Incan city.

2nd – Cusco to Aeroquipa is the day of interestingness. I think I used my indicator for the first time since Rio de Janeiro today. It felt strange. But a policeman was driving behind me so I thought it might have been wise to do what I should do. It didnt matter anyway, he still directed me to pull over with his big long yellow baton. Good thing it was only for a photograph shoot. Police photograph shoot number 8 of 3.7 million soon to come. I know they aren’t pulling me over for a reason and just want a photo but after a while I just want to drive right on past them and pretend they don’t exist. Somehow I don’t think that would be an ideal situation and could instantly turn into an anti-party if he pulled out his six-shooter just to show off. I would not win that battle.

The bar-side rally briefing last night warned us all of quiet a long stretch of dirt roads and route amendments on the prescribed rally route, a longer yet asphalt route had been offered to the ones who wanted a hassle-free drive. Guess which way we took? The dirt road of course. Thats how I roll. This awesome dirt road wound its way past and through some giant mines and across a plateau and finally crested at a mind staggering 15,980 feet. The highest I have ever been outside of a plane. The highest Penny has gone. And undoubtably the worst Dad has felt. He had contracted what some people delicately label as a ‘gastric imbalance.’ The lack of air certainly didn’t help what South Americans call Montezuma’s Revenge.

Tomorrow we will visit the west coast and take a peak at the pacific ocean. But still we are in dense forestry that has annual rainfall of 70-90 inches a year and someone says that the other side of Aeropquipa is some kind of barren wasteland. No, not possibly, can’t change that quickly.

3rd – Ok I was wrong. very very wrong. The last 24 hours has changed more than anyone could imagine. Thunderstorms ad fog at 14,000 feet yesterday arve, sea level and dry hot desert today all within 150k’s of driving. The western coast of Peru has nothing but rocks and hills and dry ancient riverbeds. This place is dryer than Namibia, and I thought that was dry. Not even a scerrick of plant life, not even on the edge of the tarmac where any form of water runs too. Windy and barren is all I can say. The only thing that changed when we got to the pacific ocean was that on our right was water and on the left of still desert, still hot and dry. A beautiful tarmac test section today! Don’t worry, still placed 1st in class and subsequently have gained solo first position overall.

Border crossing completed in record time! Out of Peru and into Chile in a zoomingly quick time of about 45 minutes. Stamp stamp here and a stamp stamp there. everywhere a stamp stamp. Even plus kudos’ to the fixers who guaranteed us a private and exclusive window at the customs and immigration booth. You guys nailed it. Not only do we get our overtaking speed back from sea level we can also buy 95 octane fuel at any regular fuel station. Yay.

Thanks, James.

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